Thursday, November 4

Thank God Its Thursday

So now we have thrown some rascals out and left some rascals in power and sent some new folks to Washington to learn the art of rascality, and what in the end, after all the hoopla, will really change when the town drunks continue to run the municipal liquor store?

The Political Bulls remind me of an old coot who used to sit in my row when I attended the Episcopalian church, a guy who favored plaid dress shirts and a string tie with a turquoise clasp and who had an elaborate comb-over, a real piece of hair architecture. He muttered to himself through the sermon and never put more than one dollar in the collection plate. I guessed that he attended for the sake of his wife, a plump lady who sat between him and me. What he truly dreaded every Sunday morning was the exchange of peace. To shake hands with people nearby and say "The peace of the Lord" did not come naturally to him.

I didn't like it either. I was young and idealistic and thought those Episcopalians had more than enough peace, what they needed was some slapping around, not hand-shaking. But I was amused by how wary the guy got when the peace was exchanged and ladies went gallivanting around the sanctuary, hugging, having meaningful moments. He stood facing straight forward and wished everyone would keep their peace to themselves. I always leaned over to shake hands with his missus, and he turned away, avoiding eye contact.

One morning, during the exchange, the lady in front of me, turning to embrace me, lost her corsage. It fell at my feet and I looked down for it and accidentally kicked it and then went to retrieve it and stepped past the plump lady, and the old coot turned, horror-stricken, to see me coming. He tried to retreat but was blocked by other worshippers. I was one of the few people in that congregation under the age of 60 and maybe he expected me to plant a major peace on him — and then he saw me bend down and pick up the flower. He looked disgusted. It was what they call a transforming moment. I had always looked down on the guy and here he was, upset, because he thought I was going to love him up. He stuck out his hand to fend me off and I shook it.

The way to move forward in this political climate is for Political Bulls to praise each other for their courage and foresight and compassion until you scare them to death and they let important, true reforms pass. The way to fight these guys is to make them think you might like them.

5 comments:

Single and Sane said...

There's a lot of wisdom in this post. And the last line made me laugh. True, so true.

SY said...

LOl.. great post..
Favorite Part: implies that peace should be shared and not kept to yourself.. awesome... And I agree.. a lot of wisdom

The Bug said...

Oh the peace - it's such a conundrum. How much to give. How long to give it. When to settle back down so we can get out of here already...

I think "peace loving them up" is a GREAT way to perhaps get something done. I wonder if that would work with John Boehner...

Amy said...

You described that old "coot" so well Katy - I've experienced the same thing in church settings. Fear is a mighty powerful deterrent; perhaps they do crave acceptance but they just don't know it. Well said!

I've been catching up (again!) and I really enjoyed your Sistine Chapel post and the prayerful art.

Sandra said...

People will never cease to astonish me!